Auditions for our Christmas-season radio show production of It’s a Wonderful Life will also be held December 7 and 8 at 6:30pm at the Bonifas! Come and try out for both at the same time!
CASTING CALL: Players de Noc is on a mission to produce the worst musical ever.
(Which, ironically, means it might just be the best time you’ve ever had on stage.)
You guessed it — it’s time for The Producers!
Auditions: December 7 & 8 at 6:30 PM (arrive by 6:00)
Bonifas Center Studio
6 principal roles • 15+ ensemble (with the opportunity to play multiple roles)
Open casting – no defined gender for any role
Ages 16+ (under 18 need parental consent)
Performances: March 6–8 & 11–14 at Bay College
Sign up here: https://tinyurl.com/producerspdn
Questions? theproducerspdn@gmail.com
Everyone who registers early gets an email with access to choreography & vocal practice videos, plus the audition scenes in PDF!
Because it takes real talent… to fail this spectacularly.PRODUCERS SYNOPSIS: Meet Max Bialystock, a once-glorious Broadway producer whose shows now close faster than a New York minute. The former King of Broadway is reduced to raising production money the old-fashioned way—sweet-talking a battalion of wealthy little old lady investors, each with a checkbook, a kink for flirtation, and a healthy disregard for personal boundaries.
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Enter Leo Bloom, a mild-mannered accountant with anxiety levels rivaling a hummingbird on espresso and a secret dream of becoming a big-time Broadway producer. While doing Max’s books, Leo makes a scandalous discovery: a producer could make more money with a guaranteed flop than with a hit. Cue the world’s most questionable business plan—and a partnership destined for glorious catastrophe.
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Max and Leo embark on a mission to create the most offensive, tasteless, irredeemably awful musical in human history: “Springtime for Hitler.” They recruit a deranged playwright who idolizes the Führer, a director whose artistic motto is “more sequins, fewer boundaries,” Ulla—their Swedish secretary-slash-dancing-vision-in-a-catsuit—and a chorus line of tap-dancing stormtroopers (because why not?).
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Everything is perfectly terrible—until their intentionally horrid show becomes a surprise smash hit. Now Max and Leo must face a jubilant audience, furious investors, and the chaos that follows when you accidentally become the toast of Broadway for all the wrong reasons.
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It’s a high-kicking, guilt-inducing, laugh-out-loud musical about ambition, friendship, bad ideas, and the unpredictable magic of showbiz—proving that even the worst plan can sometimes turn out… absurdly great.